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Don't worry. It's only a dilapidated cistern, not the entrance to Hell.   The spelling is quite similar actually - CISTERN. We can also call it a WATER TANK or a WATER RESERVOIR.  There are several types of CISTERNS, but perhaps the most common one in Ecuador, and more specifically GUAYAQUIL, is the UNDERGROUND CISTERN.  Our CISTERNS are usually built underground because it is homeowners who require this specific facility (an underground CISTERN is desirable because it saves up space and has a minimum aesthetic impact). Modern houses do not require CISTERNS since the water service is much better these days. The same cannot be said about the quality of the same service in the past. That just had no name.

"Which direction should I follow? Decisions, decisions..." A DIRECTION  is not an address, of any kind. Nevertheless, if given the right DIRECTIONS you can get  to any address. A DIRECTION is more an indication, an instruction or guidance you provide so someone can get to one place.  In Spanish a DIRECCIÓN is the place where something is located or where a person lives. Thus, the translation of DIRECCIÓN is not DIRECTION but ADDRESS.

What are they all looking at?          It depends on what you mean by AUDIENCIA.  Those who attend a performance of some kind, a concert, a movie or a play are collectively called AUDIENCE. An interview with someone of a high rank is also known as an AUDIENCE. "No, mister. We can't imagine what you got in your hands."        An AUDIENCIA is a HEARING when you are called to answer a committee's questions on some specific subject of public interest. You may also be defending yourself so in order to do that a public HEARING is installed. Then you have a chance to present your side of the case.

"If THRIFTY means feeding me of course it is cool!" It all depends. If we call someone THRIFTY, and we do it as a compliment, it means AHORRATIVO. If we call someone THRIFTY and our approach is negative then it means TACAÑO.  If we call something THRIFTY in a positive way it means ECONOMICO. If we call something THRIFTY in a negative way it means LIMITADO (in terms of money). Possible antonyms are Generous (Generoso) or Wasteful (Despilfarrador).

Does it look like that backpack you lost long ago? That little time you stay in one place is a SOJOURN. It might be that you're traveling or visiting somebody; and the time you spend there would be defined as a SOJOURN. e.g. It was during one o my SOJOURNS to London that I had the privilege to interview Stephen Hawking. Synonyms of SOJOURN are visit or stay. It is a bit difficult to find a good translation for SOJOURN.  If we had to translate SOJOURN we could say something like a  CORTA ESTADIA or a CORTA VISITA. 

"Very funny! Just your index fingers won't hold the chart!" Most Earthquakes (Terremotos in Spanish) do not come alone, so to speak. An area that has experienced a quake recently is likely to experience several more the following days or the same day until the moment earth stops shaking and stabilizes completely and things go back to normal again. The good news, if we can call it good news, is that usually those successive quakes are of a lesser magnitude. Those "less intense" quakes are called AFTERSHOCKS or MINOR SHOCKS whereas in Spanish they are called REPLICAS.

Jim Carrey's expressions say it all. Double Personality? It's a possibility but not the most common term to describe this problem. It is defined as a condition that causes a person to behave in different ways at different times as though there were two or three people (in some cases even more) inhabiting the same body.  In Spanish we call it "complejo de doble personalidad" which is not accurate since a person with this disease may have more than two personalities. In fact, there are cases of people having up to one hundred different personalities.   The most common way to refer to this problem in English is SPLIT PERSONALITY. It is also called Multiple Personality disorder but apparently the right way to refer to it is Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID). The cause of this disorder: child abuse, sadly a fact common to all those who suffer DID.