Conversations with my Students (2)



This is another conversation out of the many I have with my students, day in and day out.
S: Mister...
T: Y please, don't call me mister.
S: Sorry, teacher...
T: Yes?
S: I can go to the bathroom?
T: You're telling me or you're asking me permission?
S: I'm asking...
T: Then you should say: "May I go to the restroom?" Is it clear, Y?
S: Yes, mister eh...teacher.
T: Ok then. Ask the right way.
S: May I go to the restroom, teacher? Please?
T: No.
S: What? But why not?
T: You know the rules, Y. The recess is for that. Now, please go back to your seat and continue working.
S: But mister, no...I need to go...
T: Y, you're a big girl already. 
S: But mister...it's important.
T: No Y, and that's my last word.
S: Mister, I really need to go.
T: What part of the word NO is not clear?
S: Teacher...I just began menstruating and I need to go to the bathroom.
T: What the...? Why didn't you say so before? Eh...of course go...go quickly!

Comments

cablepoderoso said…
Beautiful teacher jajaj that is the sort of conversation that girls will have with you to go to the restroom but, that put men in a low level. I mean, women have their "special day" but what we can use like an excuse? that is so sad. Women are taking control over us little by little.
July 11, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Lex Guerrero said…
hahaha, why did you post that conversation. It´s a little bit disgusting and gross. but that a good excuse for girls to get out of the class, becasuse you cannot say no to that kinda things hahaha.
July 23, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

How do you say MIRADOR in English?

Image
"Hmm, why do I have this nagging feeling that someone is watching me watching?" In Spanish, a MIRADOR is any place that allows a privileged view of the surroundings. In English, a MIRADOR is a VIEWPOINT or a LOOKOUT. Another possible translation is VANTAGE POINT, though in a tourist context this term is a bit less common.
Read more

The Maps of Ship-Trap Island

Image
Once I had my high school students read The Most Dangerous Game, a short story by Richard Connell. Rainsford, the main character, is a professional hunter traveling by ship to his next hunting area, accidentally ends up in an island called Ship- Trap island. When he goes into the island he finds there are two men living in a palace in the island. One of them is a Cossack general and the other, his brutish servant.  The Cossack is called general Zaroff who is also  a game hunter but has become bored of hunting regular game and now uses the island's unique position to capture sailors from shipwrecks. He lets them go first and next after some time he hunts them down. Rainford's arrival who is worldwide famous presents Zaroff with a rare opportunity to find excitement in hunting again by hunting another hunter. Little does Zaroff know that Rainsford is The Most Dangerous Game in the World and hunting him will not be easy at all. My students enjoyed themselves at reading...
Read more

How do you say EXAMEN SUPLETORIO in English?

Image
Darn! I wonder if there's a Make Up exam for this Make up exam! I remember that long ago I asked my distinguished and knowledgeable colleagues of that time to enlighten me and tell me the right English word for what we know in Ecuador as EXAMEN SUPLETORIO or EXAMEN DE RECUPERACION.  After hearing Recovery exam or Supplemenary test and even Supletory exam, I was not convinced so I decided to go to a higher authority and looked up one of those encyclopedic dictionaries from Oxford or Cambridge university (these were the pre-browser times) and found the right expression is MAKE UP EXAM which is taken when an exam has been missed or when a student needs to change one score with a more favorable one. The British say RECUPERATION EXAM which is perhaps more practical since to some people the term Make Up is confusing. Make-up is the word for the wearing of cosmetics. There are Make-up tests which are oriented to future Make-up artists.
Read more